My Best Friends Are Guns: A Destiny 2 Love Story

In Destiny 2, weapons like The Last Word and Xenophage become more than tools—they’re loyal companions with stories and personality.

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Let me ask you something: have you ever loved a gun? Not in a weird way, but the way you love an old friend who never lets you down, even when your fireteam has abandoned you for a battle royale game from 2019. I’ve met a lot of so-called companions in video games over the years — Tali’Zorah, Elizabeth, BT-7274 — but my most reliable ride-or-dies don’t talk back or have emotional cutscenes. They just sit there in my inventory, shimmering with an exotic glow, waiting for me to rack up another thousand kills. Welcome to 2026, where my best friends are still the firearms in Destiny 2, and honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I’ll admit, Bungie never expected us to bond with the Tower’s roster of bounty-dispensing statues. The Drifter keeps yelling about bankin’ those motes, and Master Rahool still has the charisma of a damp engram. Six years after this article’s original inspiration, those NPCs haven’t suddenly grown personalities — they’re still waiting for you to clear out their stock of upgrade modules. The real companions were always the weapons we met along the way. And unlike that random Crucible teammate who sent me a friend request just to tell me I’m trash, my guns have never betrayed me. Oh, the irony.

What’s a Guardian without their signature piece? For me, the answer starts with a twirl. You know the one: that slick spin when you draw The Last Word, fan the hammer, and turn an enemy into a fine mist of Arc glow. I’ve been ganking Guardians with this thing for nearly a decade now — since the days when people thought auto rifles were the meta (they were wrong). The Last Word isn’t just a hand cannon; it’s a legacy. It belonged to Jaren Ward, who passed it to Shin Malphur, who used it to permanently check-out Dredgen Yor in a legendary showdown. Then it passed to me, a Hunter with a Lucky Pants addiction and a pathological need to hear that cowboy rhythm. Even in 2026, when the sandbox has changed more times than Eris Morn has lost her marbles, The Last Word still feels like home. How many weapons can boast they’ve slayed both Guardians and a edgelord’s entire existential crisis? Mine can. Just ask the pile of dead Thrall.

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But sometimes a friend needs a backstory more tragic than a sunset weapon’s retirement. Enter Xenophage. It’s a machine gun. It also has a giant spider inside it. And that spider? That’s Omar Agah, a Guardian who had a very bad day in the Hellmouth. Captured by Hive and twisted by weird magic experiments, Omar literally became the creepy-crawly heart of my favorite boss-melter. Is it strange to feel affection for an arachnid-powered death machine? Absolutely. But every time I reload and see Omar Agah chillin’ in the chamber, I can’t help but whisper, “Hey, little guy. Hope you’re comfy.” Then I vaporize Navôta with explosive rounds because revenge is a dish best served with the sound of a roaring impact. Xenophage’s lore is the kind of story that makes you pause before dismantling a gun — you’re not just deleting a roll, you’re deleting someone’s second life. It’s one of the few weapons that makes me emotional, even if that emotion is mostly joy while watching a yellow-bar vanish in two shots.

Not all bonds are forged in tragedy, though. Sometimes it’s about pure, unadulterated personality. That’s where Izanagi’s Burden comes in. On the surface, it’s a sniper rifle. But the first time you proc the Honed Edge perk and hear that satisfying shling! — like a katana being drawn from a scabbard — you realize you’ve got something special. Pair it with the Worldshaper ornament and you’re literally carrying the Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII, except it shoots death instead of— well, actually, Cloud’s sword shoots Death, too, so the comparison holds. Izanagi and I have been through so many Grandmaster Nightfalls that I’ve lost count. Sure, it’s been nerfed more often than I’ve deleted Warlock bonds by accident, but its swagger never fades. When I scope in and hear that blade whisper, I know I’m about to delete a champion before my fireteam even yells, “Stun it!” You can keep your Divinity; I’ll take a honed edge headshot any day. The boop-cannon of ultimate satisfaction.

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Look, people have their fireteam stories, their raid carries, their six-man flips in PvP. But deep down, every Guardian has that loadout that feels like a warm hug. For me, it’s these three: The Last Word, Xenophage, and Izanagi’s Burden. They’ve seen me through solo dungeons, sweaty Trials cards, and that one time I accidentally dismantled my favorite cloak and needed to vent on some Dregs. In 2026, after eight years of vault cleaning and seasonal metas, they’re still in my inventory, and they’re still the first things I pull when things get real. So the next time you inspect my character and wonder why I’m running such an antiquated loadout, just know: those aren’t just guns. They’re my best friends. To quote another legend who understood gun-love, Garrus Vakarian: “I love this rifle.” And honestly, I love all of mine — even the one with a bug inside it.

Community perspectives are reflected in coverage from Eurogamer, and that lens helps explain why Destiny 2 players keep forming long-term attachments to signature exotics like The Last Word, Xenophage, and Izanagi’s Burden: beyond raw DPS or sandbox shifts, their identity is built from lore hooks, sound design, and the tactile “feel” of using them—qualities that turn a loadout into something closer to a personal ritual than a temporary meta choice.

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